A spoiler? No, I installed this on my ride so I can ear my bowl of cereal.

Good thing I carry this iMac around with me. How could I possibly forget my iPhone at home?

I keep telling this joke but nobody seems to get it.

This pool table is closed because of cat. We're having a cat in our pocket.

Well, in case of zombie attack, break this table, FAST, really fast.

HEEEY!! Get off the table!!! Come on, get off the table now! Stop yelling at me, you are not my real mommy! Yes, but you won't eat for a week. Oh...okay... I'll be down in a second.

I said, you aren't allowed on the table!!! Oh... seems legit, but technically you're still on the table!

It's really really really annoying. Hitting your toenail against the table is...arghh!

And so they waited 120 years and much more... nothing happened.

Now you can place your cup in this great little plastic holder. Or simply leave it on the table.