Now I can watch my girlfriend taking a dump right in front of me. How convenient!

Must be one of those fancy new computers. You just type and print immediately without hassle. Who needs screens anyway?

I guess somebody actually filed a complaint that he/she couldn't see any train departures on the science hanging thingy. So they needed to stick that notice there.

Don't worry about it, I got plenty of time. It's at 100%.

Quick, who can remember where was this screen taken from?

Hello operator, I would like to report a problem with your ATM. There's someone trapped inside.

The humans told me to stop sitting on the laptop's keyboard. They asked for it.

I think you may have too much bro in you. Try to contain yourself.

It may be little, but with retina display I can enjoy full 1080p HD.

One of the wonderful moments you spend together woth your bright son.