Only the outlaws will get this joke... Why, hello officer!

For all the noobs behind the wheel: red means you have to stop the car.

If I were you I wouldn't eat here anymore.

So what would be the appropriate thing to do when you have both those lights on?

Excuse me sir, are you lost? You need at least 300hp to park your vehicle here.

Need some attention? Press this and you got it!

Only after people stood there for hours waiting for the green light did they decide to place a sign there.

Hmm, I can definitely see the problem right now.

Now you know where it is in case you wish to end it all.

London's classic attraction suffers a major improvement.