The old extinguisher always expired and needed replacement. Luckily, this bottle of water can bee replenished easily and cheaply.

Every time you get a new car you should get a new car condom.

You broke your headlight? Why pay for a new one when you can stick this plastic box on top. Easy, clear and cheap.

Now how am I supposed to fit this banana in here?

If you don't want to eat some plastic flavored steak then remember to get your tools out of the frying pan.

Hmm... Plastic surgery for ducks. Expected this one? I don't think so.

Next time don't forget to take your hat with you in the winter time.

To cut down costs, they stopped shipping soda in a can, its just plastic bags from now on.

I ain't got no helmet for you so this plastic bag will do just fine.

Except for the time I do use them and forget that I also brought the one with the message.