Good luck getting your car out before everyone else does.

They blocked my wheel so I just left it there.

Stop invading our space unless you are indeed one of our customers.

Screw those white lines. We can park however we want.

In case of a sudden flood, I'm covered.

I don't care what's the emergency, no parking means no parking.

On second thought it might be a good idea to post that message all the time.

This is how you piss off a bunch of people.

Where else should I leave my bike?

Adult outlet: please park in rear.