This guy deserves to have his bike stolen. If basic geometry and physics is not something he mastered before riding a bike then it's too late.
Who needs a special Kensington lock when you can just attach a handle and drill some screws into the laptop itself? See, problem fixed.
You got to protect your fast food at all costs nowadays. Those bike thieves are getting hungry.
This is how you know you are in a third world country: even the liquid soap is chained to the sink.
An extra lock is always good to have.
Kids with bikes today sure are a lot more stupid than they used to be.
Nobody is ever going to steal my slippers at the pool again.
Q: How do you spot a future former bike owner?
A: By his overwhelming skill of locking his bike to a railing.
If you're trying to steal my bike be prepared to get this lock out of the way.
That is some tight lock. Nobody's going to get past that door.