What awesome career in the pudding business. Where do I sign up?

I finally found my true calling. When I grow up I will become a sperm donor.

No matter where, no matter when, there is always a place to sleep.

Our car wash offers the est hand job in town. Money back guarantee.

Want to get pregnant? I'm the best guy for that job. Call me ASAP.

Mr. Koosher was a great teacher, except for the webcam incident.

When all else fails, hand jobs are better than nothing

Looks like another month without a job. Better luck next time!

It is definitely better than nothing.