You cannot escape the Internet. You are stuck here forever.

I want to see how you are going to get that stick through the gate.

What? Those are not mine. I have no idea how they managed to get there.

It's not what it looks like. They just stayed in the sun too much, that's all.

I was just asleep and heard a loud bang and when I got here I found this mess, said the dog.

Joey is extremely fierce and deadly. Don't be fooled by his apparent kindness in his eyes.

Please carry me human, for I have given my last breath on this path.

The dog always gets stuck in the yarn.

I grant you the distinguished permission to pet me while my master is not around.

I just want to have sex once in my life, bitches. You know, before I die.