We’re not dead, we just like to act like it. Please purchase us!

We want this cat both dead and alive. Surely Schrodinger can help us out on this one.

At least it's clearly labeled.

Schrodinger's cat is wanted. Dead and alive this time.

We keep hitting this road bumps and this is the third window we need replacing.

That's a huge crime... the police are looking for anything that can help them in their investigation. Snowman murdered...

Halloween protests took a turn for the worst.

Sure hope the third guy is sitting there just for the picture and not for good.

An unusual perception of death.

Suddenly I've just lost my appetite.