Go home chair, you're really drunk.

Nope, sorry. Both seats taken. Get outta here!

Hey kid, I wouldn't sit on that chair if I were you.

Great analogy, hahahaha. Indeed, worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere.

HEY, DOG! What's going on over here?! I don't know boss, I've noticed that the chair is a mess...

Please, here, have a seat! Oh, thank you, it's kind of heavy but it's okay, really man, thanks!

Some people just don't know the difference between work and free time. They tend to exaggerate.

He wanted a little modification, a new chair for his desk, so he got that new chair that he wanted.

Why should I simply lay down with my neck on the track? I want to live every moment of it.

I'm saving them all so you cannot take any seat around here.