Admit it, you do this all the time.

That looks really safe and comfortable. Should get my own seats changed too.

I believe you are missing some pedals and a wheel.

Why bother opening the box when you can just sit on it.

My mom always told me that books will be useful for me later in life. And she was right.

Come on, you handicapped impersonators. We know you are faking it. Just leave your chair on the right and start waling like the rest of us.

You probably need a bigger pair of pants or to eat at a restaurant with different chairs.

Oh no, it's an evil chair! Watch out!

Oh, hello.... You look really tired, come on and sit. Take a seat, I insist.

Can't get it. Probably he likes to keep his stuff safe. DOING IT WRONG HAHAH!