I really want to sleep on the keyboard, but there's no one using the computer at the moment.

If not sits, why does it fits? Yeah, or something like that, just cat logic.

Cat owners will get this. Defintely!

Oh my... that's awful!!! SQUISH IT, SQUISH IT!

Cats always had their specific fighting style. But I don't really know.. This is new.

Let me introduce you to Captain Goofy Eyes.

Get away from my fish, woman. NO! They are not for sale!

The cat had fun once. It was horrible!

Awwwwww.... it's just an expression, don't literally bite me, arghhh!!!

If gentlemen are so rare, there's a gentlecat! There is still hope!