I've got nothing you want in this car, except baby wipes. You wouldn't steal those, whould you?

Check my new fruity ride! Stop drooling and get in.

Finally a radio station with good taste in mind.

Ever wondered how you would mimic your car?

You know you want them so simply honk!

I just want the car man, I'm not interested in a relationship!

The car has reached self awareness.

I've just ended my marriage and I want the whole world to know.

Just look at what I've caught. These new rods are amazing.

I don't need no fancy sportscar. I can have my slaves carry me.