I'll just rest here
Want to sleep in the weirdest positions ever? Alcohol is your only friend!
Essential utility belt
Don't want to go out into the woods without my trusty utility belt.
Better than no beer at all
This is why it's always a good idea to keep empty bottles of water around the house.
It won't end well
In about one second someone will have to go home and change.
Drink at work
Want to have a quick beer at work and worried about what others might say? Check this solution.
All I need
Who would ever go out without a beer and a gun?
Vodka for the runners
Be the bastard who gets the runners drunk at a marathon.
Better than I love you
Leave me alone woman, can't you see I have a wedding ring?
I'll take the one in the middle
Would you like somvodka, champagne or just me?
You forgot about your shirt
No worries, better drink this through the shirt than have the decency to take it off first.
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