Body of a god
My body is so sensual that it bend's light.
After months of bonding the leopards accepted me as one of their own.
I suck at Photoshop
Whenever I try to create a Photoshop masterpiece I get something like this.
Photoshop level: disaster
Look at my giant muscles. And my incredible Photoshop skills.
Perfect photo edit
Look at my awesome body at the beach.
My 6 pack is so awesome it even has a different tan.
That has to bee the greatest skateboarder ever. Just look at that trick.
Photoshop my head
Just make sure you find me a nice looking head for this photo.
Another Photoshop genius
It's just... I feel sorry for them, such a small brain...
Photoshopped vacation fail
The Photoshopped vacation idea failed, big time fail. Such a pity...