And we have another BMW driver who forgot to use the turn signal, cut people off and overall dove like a smartass.

Wannabe BMW. Almost the same car, right?

My BMW has this weird option that keeps blinking and making an annoying sound. I need to bring it to the mechanic.

This will make you think twice before going to the zoo in your shiny, reflective paint job.

Have you heard of BMW's camels? No? Well... you see one of them in this pic.