You better call an ambulance if you break your hip inside a hospital.

I'm too cheap to hire someone with a pickup truck.

Don't worry, it's perfectly safe. I've done this many times.

Hey, hope you don't mind me drinking your bath water.

Remember to hire an architect before designing your own house.

You know you want them so simply honk!

I just want the car man, I'm not interested in a relationship!

Those elephants are breeding like crazy and we are out of lions. It seemed like the right thing to do.

The car has reached self awareness.

It was the best night ever, followed by the worst morning ever.