What do Batman and Ironman have in common? Money!

Those naps always screw with my brain.

My car broke down but instead of calling a mechanic I decided that God might be more helpful.

I am dumb, confused and frightened about all the science out there. No worries, I'll just pray.

Let's all combine our forces and pray for Sarah. Get as many gods as possible involved to have all the bases covered.

Ever since I was a little kid I've always wanted to be a ladybug. Now that dream finally came true.

I think we found the cow in the family. Everybody is milking her all day long.

What would somebody who sees this footprint on the ground might think?

Yeah, well we did work for the money and we did use that money to pay for this food. Thanks for nothing!

Does this sign say it is ok to beat up a person in a wheelchair?