Baby, baby... Beer... HUH?! Oh, well, I've been drinking beers for quite a while, excuse me ladies!
The pool shark is back and he's bad. No one ever sees him coming, but we see you running.
Sending a random text, beyond the law. Oh..
Hamsters can run...really fast but this is way too far...
Uh.... it might be misunderstood. Draw me like one of your french girls... Come on...
Cat's been drinking all day long, partying all day long, eating burritos. He's living la vida loca for sure!
Now that's pretty sad... But come on, auto-trolling level 1000, forever alone level infinite.
Oh come on.... They're bluffing... Oh.... maybe not. Kids nowadays, phah!