Some people just don't know the difference between work and free time. They tend to exaggerate.

Well.. Chinese have a way of doing it, but I think it's really too crowded.

I bet you didn't expect this one. Autch, he's going to get hurt!

Expectations are bringing disappointments, that's a fact and a law. Indeed.

Rabbit fights cat, anyone wanna bet? I bet on the rabbit, haha, he's got some awesome moves!

I said a bear? I meant to say - a huge walking teddy bear, yep. In a train.

I think he's the Oompa-Loompa dog. Hmm... nice try, dog, nice try!

Hey look, our reporter - Mr. Bird is over there with more details about this case. So, Mr. Bird, tell us more!

Autch... Don't worry kid, you'll be just fine. But, this is bad parenting... Hey, watch out next time!

So.. the proper question is - why is he doing this? I think someone needs some sleep...