They told me that I can become anything I want, I was really excited to hear this. So, I became a paintbrush, I think it's not the best choice but still awesome.

Oh flowers... Only you understand me and my feelings... We've been together for such a long time.. We managed to get by a lot of problems.

Nope, I am not bossy. I just know what you should be doing, that's all. Oh well, okay, maybe I deserve to be a boss, but that's all.

The dishes can save you and your life.. Be careful! Start washing some dishes, it may save your life!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle!!!

I don't know what's going on. It just exploded or something, I really don't know.

Hey hey hey, don't bite me !!! "Awww.... Charlie bit me!".

Yeah.. paranoia can be a.. problem sometimes. But that goldfish really looks weird at us!

I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me hurt you. Seriously, don't make me do it!

Brain is trolling us, it always works... untill we fall in love. Thanks brain!