Dog Vader is the king of dogs. Oh yes, you are, oh yeeesss you areeee. HAHHAHA. DO NOT OFFEND DOG VADER!

I bet you regret that you didn't have one of these when you were a child..

Get in the car now, Gladys!!! No, whatcha gonna do about it? Hahahah. Kids.....

Feeling down? Feeling blue? Here's a picture of a shaved llama, laugh, I'm sure you do!

Okay kids, are you all settled? Good, let's go to Disneyland!

So... You wanted a tattoo with clothes? There you go pal!

Haahahhaha, that's so cute! Just a pup in a cup, hanging around.

I plan to forgive and forget... I am going to forgive me for how stupid I've been and going to forget you.

Ah... Good sir, I believe I have shat in my pantaloons. CRAP!

Don't make me do it... You're really starting to annoy me. I am going to slap you, real hard!