The good news is that I have established where my keys are. The bad news is that we should change a tire.

There's always that little car that needs to much space to manouver.

For bartenders only, stop stealing our stuff. And we know about your mum!

Not even alcohol can make you attractive now.

Not sure how this would help if I have eye sight problems.

If you leave your child unattended you will get so much more when you eventually pick him up.

Sure it works, but is was it worth it?

The mathematician's solution to never run out of candy this Halloween!

He's got a small PP and not afraid to show it.

From the guys that put "man" in mandate.