Now who wouldn't want to buy a car from this guy?

Poker cat is not happy with that hand. Try not getting in this cat's way. SERIOUSLY.

Well... you don't say... The paper towels started to fight... AMAZING.

Okay, now this is a fake dollar, it's obvious. Lincoln never wore a turtleneck sweater.

They see me rollin', they hatin'... patrollin' ... Yeahhhh!

Okay dog, let me explain you again: you're big, but I'm a cat, I'm the best!

Well, I thought about it and... insanity doesn't run in my family, it gets to know everyone personally.

Mmm...yeah... I was sleeping, talk to you later.. I'll call you when I'm up!

That's correct! For some reason, everything is MUCH funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

Genius cat, now.... Try taking me to the vet with flat tires, hahahah, just try!