Not everyone can try sarcasm, it's harder for some. But, it's awesome.
Hello spider, you've made the mistake of your life. TOO LATE, BOOM!
This kid ain't got no poker face. Too bad, too bad.
Two stupid chickens.. Yeah, why are you on the other side? You're on the other side!
Who would've thought... Love hurts. Why... you don't say...
Almost close, but though, so far... Epic fail.
Come on, grab my hand, I'll pulll you out. COME ON, GET OUT!!!!!!
Yup... texting with mom is always funny. Not always easy, but always funny, defintely funny.
Little puppy loves Starbucks and Starbucks' drinks. You can see how happy he is.