I will not tollerate such idiot stuff. Good day, sir!

Okay, so you read my doormat. Now that's enough social interaction for one day. Bye-bye!

I'm a burrito but please don't eat me. Please, please, please!

If olive oil is made of olives... what about baby oil? OH, THE HORROR!

Don't call me anymore, I'm retired. Call Superman!

I didn't fall, I attacked the floor, backwards. Yeah, I know that I'm talented!

Are you planning to eat that? If not, pass it over.

Awwwwww.... it's just an expression, don't literally bite me, arghhh!!!

If gentlemen are so rare, there's a gentlecat! There is still hope!

I felt good, I did everything that I wanted... but then suddenly the scumbag bank reminded me to cool down.