So... why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy, hahahahahah!

Now.. If you want a funny analogy for the internet... there you go, hahaha!

Beware! Nutella addiction, it could be your son. SON, NOOOO!

I've wasted a lot of time learning the wrong way. Voila, ladies and gentlemen!

That's the difference between me, my wife and my kid, hah!

That human photographed me... ONCE. It's going to be the first and the last time. EVER.

So, this one is for everyone out there asking why do we like partying, coming home in the morning and so on.

I came out of your whaaaat? DAAAAD! IS THAT TRUE?

Hello! I am Ironvan. I work for IronMan, correct!

I am shy at first, but once you get to know me.. I'm going to do horrible stuff. Nah.. Just kidding, that's one of my teachers hahahah