He might be a superhero, I'm not sure. Definitely a supercar.

Okay... Let's date. Wait, I must smile first.

I'm really surprised, you're up so early? WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I bet you reevaluated your life since this note. Haha

No kitty, bad kitty, you are hallucinating. I'm not a burger!

It's true though, there's a natural selection. Yes it is...

How about two redneck rebels? Okay, there you go.

Indeed, logout is one of the hardest buttons to click. Snap!

It ain't a game fool, you think we playin' ? I'm living in the hood.. Blah-blah-blah.

Because usual beards are just too mainstream, how about a batbeard?