Now hurry up and grab a cactus! We don't have time for explanations!
Don't worry about captivity. Trust me, it could be worse... a lot.
Don't go, baby it's cold outside. I know I'm right, look at this guy. It's really cold outside.
I really hope that you do realise that my arms are still free. Fail!
Ice tea isn't quite a hot drink but... it seems legit to that thing.
You've just failed, pal. Fail, fail, fail!
I shall call him... HORNY. HAHAHAHAH, YOUUU!
Oh... Officer, you just got trolled. Good job!
Spiderman has the moves like Jagger, moves like Jagger, mooooohoohohooooves like Jagger!