Don't give me that look, human. Listen up, it's called furniture, that's why it has fur on it. My fur.

Huge difference. Isn't it just a shame? The difference between your profile photo and a tagged photo.

Do not fall for this... Shopping is a trap, it ain't quick. Never quick.

Poor bird, so alone... Forever alone. Forever alone bird.

They said... It will be fun they said. Not really... But not all men are like this.

Is it just me or.... can you see the resemblance too?

This is my jacuzzi man, find your own. Beat it!

No! Leave me and my bed alone, leave us alone! It's our relationship...

This dog is pretty lost. His tags say everything.

So if you thought that walking around the block is hard... Try this.