Just chilling with a beer in front of the TV. Now that's.... quite awful sometimes.

Only if Mr Bean would have been in Twilight... It would've been such a better movie!

Apply cold water to the burnt area. Dumb singer, great wordsmith.

Did you say.... tuna? Tunafish? OHHH GOOOOOOD!

I am only eating two slices of pizza today. My kind of diet.

Okay, wait for it... Still waiting, nothing happened. I'm hungry.

We all know that's true, you can't help it not eating a french fry on your way home.

Today has been a ruff day. Woof-woof!

They will suspect nothing, I am camouflaged perfectly.

Petting a cat and petting a dog... whole different thing.