Of all the useless bags one can come up with, this surely has its place in the top 3.

Good think the gate is locked. Ain't nobody going to get past that.

We put the microwave oven in there just in case you needed to heat your sandwich while taking a dump.

Ever noticed how most disabled people have ridiculously expensive cars?

Where does this guy live? Because I just found the place to open a new manufacturing plant.

The quality is so low that even the manufacturing country is misspelled.

Here is a cake representing you, son. It's about 9 months before you were born.

Don't you worry a bit. Just call the NSA and have them give you back any personal information.

This must be the bus for bad children.

Keep your coffee scent fresh in these special cans. Just microwave these guys and open up.