Well, you did not say it was about you so just let me have some privacy with your balloon.

You know this is true so stop denying it.

According to CNN, Hong Kong has reached South America.

Get me back to my Enterprise so I can rest in peace.

Finally they got enough likes on Facebook so they can proceed with the surgery. Thank God!

Let's just help you out there in the restroom. What do you say? Need an extra hand?

Spelling is definitely easy. If you now it.

Please aim and stop pissing on the floor, dammit!

This is why you don't outsource your engraving to other countries who don't speak English.

Just remember to edit your news bulletin template before airing it.