Why waste money on gas whenyou can get a bike trailer and paddle all day?

The advantage of having a really big behind: you get huge nachos.

If these were 40 ear-old men screaming for 17 year-old girls someone would call the police.

The new mountain bike with no rider. It's fast, light weight and can perform anything.

When you can't tell your back from your front side of your body, then you have a weight problem.

Have a spare plastic chair? Why not make yourself a comfortable toilet seat right there in your garden?

You have to shut up while I'm driving, woman!

When reading your newspaper on the toilet, why not take advantage of the clean air outside?

Whipping is strictly forbidden here.

This rare footage shows exactly where Coca Cola's unique taste comes from.