I make no difference in this world, I am an irrelephant elephant.

Those elephants are breeding like crazy and we are out of lions. It seemed like the right thing to do.

Must keep hygiene high on all animals.

What? I'm not that fat, stop making up numbers!

How to spot a close relationship between a zoo keeper and the animals.

Think about the wellbeing of the animals before you offer yourself for dinner.

Must reach that last piece at any cost.