This sticker will protect the car at all times.

You can rely on me that I'll get you to safety.

Good luck getting your car out before everyone else does.

Just buy one of those and leave your car unlocked.

If you lose your virginity in this vehicle it's your fault. You have been warned.

I've just ended my marriage and I want the whole world to know.

Screw those white lines. We can park however we want.

Now I don't even have to get out of the car. It's perfect!

Honey, did you pack everything for the trip? Everything?

How does it feel to go slower than a Lego car on the highway?