You know it, I know it... It is true. Ah.. we're so lazy...

That's the awful truth about teachers. That's the reality!

That's what you eat, that's what the dog wants and that's what the dog gets. Autch..

Just tell me the truth and I promise I am not going to get mad at you and you aren't getting in trouble. Promise? Promise. HEEEEEEEEEEEEY, YOU PROMISED!!!!!!!!!!

If you stop telling people telling lies about me, I'll stop telling people the truth about you. Deal? KNOCK-OUT!

Poor people always get mugged by the rich... Now that's just annoying.

That's something that always happens. Mobile phones, happens every single time.

The sad truth about emoticons, smileys and so on. I know it's true, you know it's true, everybody knows it's true.

The truth behind a man, behind a relationship, behind a marriage.

That awesome moment when someone is lying, and I know the truth, hahah, priceless!