Sir, just make sure you don't open your blind or we'll all die from asphyxiation. Enjoy your flight!

When choosing your new car it's important to have it colored with the same color as your duct tape. Sooner or later the 2 will eventually come into contact.

Busted headlight? No problem. Just grab that old flashlight and the red duct tape. Duct tape will fix everything.

Should we keep Matthew's birthday video or would you like to record Ghostbusters?

Who needs to lock this safe? I never remember that darn combination anyway. I'll just use duct tape. It really fixes everything.

Got an old car? Get some duct tape and start fixing stuff!

That is some tight lock. Nobody's going to get past that door.

If you are really interested in getting your masking tape back. It's too late anyway.

Take a look at the awesome job this guy did with the duct tape.

Just make sure you rewind this disc after using it. Out of courtesy for the next customer.