Since I've been married... this is how my bed space is.... Beware!

I love to sleep. Also, I love sleeping with enough space to lay comfortable. So, I will sleep on both of these things, yes sir.

What could my girlfriend have possibly meant with this ternative thing?

Stop invading our space unless you are indeed one of our customers.

Space bar is the final frontier.

The poncho that is great for space walks and rain.

Another genious looking to save space put the toilet too close to the door.

You are on a rock floating through space.

So how exactly am I supposed to sit on this toilet?