Siri, what time is it?
I have no idea what time is it, but it's 4:46 pm by the way.
Annoying velociraptors
Yeah, that is quite common and quite annoying. Velociraptors should be arrested for this.
The real uses of Google
Google is the original spellchecker.
Face the wall, now!
A man's best friend seems to follow him anywhere.
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