I was just asleep and heard a loud bang and when I got here I found this mess, said the dog.

Joey is extremely fierce and deadly. Don't be fooled by his apparent kindness in his eyes.

Guess this way she can watch out for any approaching competitors and defend the food.

It's not what it looks like. I tripped, fell down and landed on her, I swear!

Say hello to my pet. If he doesn't listen to me I'll eat him later.

Please carry me human, for I have given my last breath on this path.

The dog always gets stuck in the yarn.

I grant you the distinguished permission to pet me while my master is not around.

The humans told me to stop sitting on the laptop's keyboard. They asked for it.

I'm a rich feline and that's how I roll.