I bet you'd recognize a fail when you see it. LOOK NOW!!!

Autch... Don't worry kid, you'll be just fine. But, this is bad parenting... Hey, watch out next time!

Honey, I really missed the way you kiss me, muah! Honey, HONEY! WHAT? THE KIDS!

Is you baby cold? Then simply reheat him in the oven and get a chance to win the parenting fail awards.

I got to get this guide so I can screw up my child easier.

Someone should relieve the mother of her birth rights.