Why bother opening the box when you can just sit on it.

I don't want to know what happened last night on my desk, but I do know I want a new one immediately.

I guess he was really tired.. Patrolling all night and stuff...

What do you mean I can't go to work with you?!

Now that's a week from an employed guy. Yeah... hurts, right?

HEY, DOG! What's going on over here?! I don't know boss, I've noticed that the chair is a mess...

Some people just don't know the difference between work and free time. They tend to exaggerate.

If you work in an office you most certainly had to deal with incompetent people and lousy papers. These stamps will come in handy.

The creativity of the poop wall is limitless. This time Clippy offers his help.

Want to spice up the atmosphere at work? Show up like this the next day, you will definitely turn some heads.