One of these days those legs are going to break under the muscle buildup above the waist. That's when he'll regret skipping leg day.
Wait a minute, you wanted your right and your left or mine? This gets confusing.
I could go for the obvious "you're pulling my leg"... but then, you'd say something bad and I'm going to kick your butt!
If you ever broke your leg, you'll understand the idea of this image.
Next Halloween you know what your buying your girlfriend.
And just where do you think you are going?