Okay... I think I am just too lazy so... go on, I'll be late.
If you are very lazy... you must read these rules, they're important for lazy people like you!
I'm really too lazy to do this... I guess he's not the only one.. probably.
The 5 sympthoms of laziness.. There you g....
I'm not lazy, it's called Energy Saving Mode. Yep, that's me.
Someone please roll that sausage over to me... I really want to eat...
I was trying to get outta bed, but then I got tired. True story, happened to me too.
You were so lazy that you didn't read the number. Yeah, me too, don't worry.