Look, they are gathering for a photo. Let's start to hump right here!

Heck, diamonds are forever, you are not important for me.

Take part in the Christmas spirit by taking a dump on poor Santa.

No problem. Adjust the house to fit the Christmas tree, not the other way around.

We need to have the biggest Christmas Tree in the neighborhood. Who cares if it doesn't fit inside the house?

Actually it's quite logical if you think about it.

Just put some pile of books and some Christmas lights and you're all set.

This is the reason why you need to learn to write properly.

The four stages of life described using Santa.

Who says he can't have his very own Christmas tree up there?