HEY, DOG! What's going on over here?! I don't know boss, I've noticed that the chair is a mess...

Jaaaackpoooot! I got a huge bone, I'm awesome! Hahaha, let's eaaaat!

Stop calling the Daschund a sausage dog, should he call you a hamburger dog? Come on kids, be nice!

Got... to... get... the... ball. GOT TO GET IT, I HAVE TO, I MUST!!!

Didn't you hear the dog? Get off the computer or he'll pee in your slippers hahah, don't do it!

He doesn't always look this good. But when he does, it's always. Yeah, got it.

Hey dog, come down! Nope, nope, nope, turn off the vacuum first, come on, do it, turn it off !!!!!

Seals are just Dog Mermaids. Think about it. Mmmm... Well, let's see, my childhood is ruined, everything I thought I knew about life and animals... Hmm..

We've all tried it at least once, a pillowpet is very comfortable and relaxing.

The dog did it.. Yeah, well played kitty, I'm sure you didn't do all the mess, it's the dog's fault. Hahah.