Dog Vader is the king of dogs. Oh yes, you are, oh yeeesss you areeee. HAHHAHA. DO NOT OFFEND DOG VADER!

Haahahhaha, that's so cute! Just a pup in a cup, hanging around.

Don't make me do it... You're really starting to annoy me. I am going to slap you, real hard!

The difference between dogs and cats... Oh yes, you know it's true, probably you can't accept it but it's true...

Scruffy, come on, get over here boy! NO! Scruffy must dance!!! I AM A DANCER, I MUST DANCE!

I am so glad that you are finally home... I have some bad news, someone pooped in the hallway... That is completely irresponsible!

Oh great, thank God you're here! You'll never guess what happened when you were out...

Hello sir. I was wondering if you have considered letting dog into your life. Have you?

Hey cat, how are you? I want to have some fun... 3, 2, 1. I'm going to boop your head, HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

What do you mean we're getting a dog?!?! A DOG?! Are you kidding me?