I was jumping but then.. suddenly, I fell asleep.

He-ya, listen to this dog, he knows what he's talking about. Who's awesome? You're awesome! But, of course, not as awesome as me, hahah!

The dog has a concussion? I really have no idea of what you're talking about.

Heeey, stop it. Don't look at me, I can't do any tricks.

I can chase my tail but I really like to chase your tail better!

OH NOOOOOOO! You'd better start running, the vacuum is coming!

I really have no idea of what I am doing. I am playing poker, but still, not a clue.

I've made a huuuuge mistake. Take me home please!

I lick my owners but they never lick me back. Aughh..

You came home late, I was starving! BRING ME FOOD OR YOU'LL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!