Get me out of here, I'm allergic to dust.
You call this art? This doesn't look like me at all!
Ever noticed how cats seem to always lay around exactly where you don't want them?
You can change your baby for a cat. Isn't that a baby changing station?
It's priceless, worth more than all the money I lost today.
Want to scare all your friends? Want to make them think you are cruel to animals? Place this magnet on your fridge and see the results.
Those sneaky pets are not trustworthy. Beware.
What have you done to me, humans?
I only hope that diaper is a clean one.
I'll just wait here.